Autopsy the Clown – Good Clown Gone Bad

Lately, I have been hearing a lot of chatter stating that I, Autopsy the Clown doesn’t like children which deeply saddens me. The main reason I became a clown was to perform for the children. Sure there are a lot of services I offer that are tailored to the adults of the world but that doesn’t mean that I do not like children. I mean whats not to love? It’s adorable when a kid throws a temper tantrum and kicks and screams while crying out for their mommy or daddy. Another cute thing kids do is pissing & shitting their pants. The trifecta is when a little brat, err I mean little kid throws a temper tantrum after shitting his pants while those little dried up boogers hang from his nose. It just makes you want to say “awwwww, how adorable are you!” while giving those chubby cheeks a nice pinch. So today, I am here to shed the image that I do not like children and therefore have come up with a new business venture strictly for today’s youth. I am proud to announce Playgrounds by Autopsy! A new “cutting edge” line of playground equipment in which kids will love. The first piece of equipment that is being launched is my Cheese Grader inspired Slide. It’s 100% stainless steel that way any bloodshed will not stain this beautiful work of art. I’ve also had a special blend of wax applied over the upper portion of the slide to optimize speed so by the time they get to the bottom they will be haulin’ ass! Anyways, I think the picture speaks for itself. Little Bobby’s face just screams “I Love this Slide” and if he was still with us today then I am sure he’d say it himself. Stay tuned & watch out for more Playgrounds by Autopsy products coming soon to a park near you!