Abra-Abra-Cadaver, I’m going to reach out and stab ya! I am proud to announce my latest package for your entertainment and that is Abracadaver – Magic by Autopsy the Clown. This magical experience is 100% interactive with my audience as these tricks will literally blow your mind! This package is more suited for a larger audience such as corporate events or comic book conventions but still can be done for your child’s birthday party or Grandma & Grandpa’s 50th anniversary party. David Blaine, Criss Angel ain’t got shit on Autopsy when it comes to magic. My special brand, Abracadaver is dead on magic folks. Here is just a taste of what you’ll get….
Saw a Man/Woman in Half – I will ask for the fattest male or female
volunteer out of the audience to join me on stage where I will stuff them in a box & carve them up like a thanksgiving day turkey using an arsenal of saws such as a Bone Saw, Chain Saw & a Jigsaw. This volunteer will most certainly have piece of mind when they hobble away from this experience. This trick is sponsored by the folks at Stihl and Mike’s Meat Packing Plant.
Sword Swallower – Another trick that will involve a lucky female volunteer from the audience in which I will pull out my “skin sword” and make it totally disappear as I insert it into her mouth and down her throat making her swallow every bit of it. It’s an orgasmic trick that’ll truly leave you choked up inside!
Catch a bullet – Think you can catch a speeding bullet between your teeth? I think you can and all you need is some encouragement to do it and thats what I am going to give you. I have an uzi which was given to me by a Mexican gangbanger as payment for his daughter’s birthday party and with this uzi I am going to unload every bullet in it right at your face from about 10 yards away and we’ll see exactly how many bullets you can catch in between your teeth! You’ll be blown away over the results!!!
The 3 Shell Game – Feeling lucky? Well one lucky spectator will be able to play this classic game with a new twist. I will use 3 shells in which I will quickly move them around mixing them up at which point you’ll have to identify which one has a pea under it. Be careful though because the 2 that do not have a pea under it both contain objects you do not want to uncover with one being a posionous black widow spider and the other being a poison dart frog. It’s a game to die for!
All this and much, much more! Also look out for Abracadaver – Magic by Autopsy the board game coming soon to a Woolworth’s near you!
[...] Welkom op NBRplaza. Als een clown, die zich verhuurt voor feesten en partijen, zich ‘Autopsie’ noemt, moet er toch een belletje gaan rinkelen. Zeker als zijn truukjes onder meer de volgende acts [...]