Autopsy the Clown – Good Clown Gone Bad

Dipsy-Doo Dunk-Aroo Babieeeeee!! It’s that magical time of the year….March Madness Babieeeeee!!   It’s time to kill tree’s and print out 100’s of brackets and sit around the kitchen table with a fat joint and a can of beer as you pick through every scenerio imaginable in an attempt to win your office pool with the lousy $250 payout.  You know, the same one you lost last year to the fat lady in accounting who clips her finger nails at her desk, has a black poppy seed stuck in between her front teeth for what seems like a month atleast & breath that you can smell from a mile away. Well my friend this year is going to be different. Instead of chasing after that March Madness $$$, I am going to bring it to you. Here is what I have done for the last four years and have raked in the ca$h money each and every year and now I am passing on my sure fire March Madness winning formula to you, free of charge!  I want you to set up your own pool. Make the entry fee $20 bucks. I want you to call your friends, co-workers, neighbors, guys at you’re barber shop etc. Contact everyone you know and get them to join your march madness pool. Once you land say 100 people at $20 a pop you’ll have a cool two thousand dollars. Once everyone is in, send out an email wishing everyone the best of luck. After the first day’s games, send out another email with that day’s results. Do the same thing again on the second day of action as well. However, here is a key part. In 5th place and in 11th place I want you to use 2 fake people in these slots. I always like to use Phil from Brooklyn and Bobby from da Bronx. After Day 2’s games, move you’re “Phil” and “Bobby” up a couple slots. Once the Round of Sweet 16 comes & the Elite 8 do the same thing but while moving you’re “Phil” up, be sure to drop you’re “Bobby” down a peg or two. Now here is the main ingredient to this winning recipe . This part here is huge so don’t go & fuck it up. Delete you’re email address, quit you’re job, change you’re cell phone # and take yourself a nice, long vacation because you just won $2000.oo!!! That’s how you become  a PTP’er baby!!!!!