Testimonials
Last modified: October 13, 2009
For my daughters 3rd birthday I hired a clown which turned out to be
Autopsy. If you consider him drinking himself into a drunken stupor, eating
the kids birthday cake, puking all over your brand new carpeting & taking a
shit in your kitchen sink then Autopsy is your clown. When I refused to pay
him, he stole our mailbox.
John Gerlman – Trenton, NJ
Our beloved Uncle Louie passed away & his favorite thing in life was circus
clowns & ventriloquists so to honor him we hired Autopsy to perform at his
funeral. Autopsy’s performance was exquisite. The way he propped Uncle Louie up & tied strings to his arms & made him dance around the funeral parlor gave us one last time with our uncle! Thanks so much Autopsy, you’re the best!
Aimee & George Stuckey – Derby, CT
He tried to have sex with my wife!!
Tom V. – Florham Park, NJ
He is a dirty pig! I caught him masterbating to one of my Avon catalogs in
my bathroom.
Suzie O’Reilly – Brooklyn, NY
My friend is in a coma & has been for about 2 months now. We like to talk to
him on a daily basis in hopes he’ll hear our voices & wake up. We decided to
hire Autopsy to come into the hospital & do his act hoping it would help our
friend awaken. (desperate move on us but we gotta keep the faith) anyways
Autopsy’s act consisted of him peeing in the bed pan then trying to give our friend a sponge bath with his urine, spray painting “Autopsy was here -1998- on his body cast, making several attempts at grabbing the nurses ass & he even tried to teabag our comatose friend. We immediately called security which escorted Autopsy out of the room and within minutes our friend died!! Fuck you Autopsy!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friends & Family of our Friend who was in a Coma until Autopsy killed him – Staten Island
I hired Autopsy to work my son’s 5th birthday party. Worst mistake ever! He
scared all the kids & made them cry. He was rude to the parents. I even
think he stole some of little Joeys birthday gifts. Do not hire this man!
Abigail Lawson – Fishkill, NY
A menace to society, that should be his name. I run the North Shore Retirement home and we booked this clown to entertain our lovely bunch of residents and since then we have added two permanant psychiatrists on our staff! His idea of entertainment is despicable! I mean he tried to play memory with our patients who have alzheimers disease. How sick is that? Then he gathered a bunch of our female residents and put on a puppet show. Sounds cute right? Not cute at all because he used his penis and testicles as the puppets!! Factor those 2 horrible activities with a sack race with our Quadriplegics, Pin the tail on the Clown with our blind residents and “name that sound” with the residents who are deaf!! Just typing this testimonial is making me sick to my stomach as I reflect back to that horrible day.
Clifford B. Doyle – North Shore Retirement Home
